It's a rainy Thursday. Brilliant. Oh, uh, I meant; Brilliant!!
Monday found me on facebook reading people's gripes about, well, Monday! Monday was sunny. Monday was amazing. Monday was sic, bro! Ok, it tried. It could've done better. Monday, what went wrong? You used to be so much better at this, what happened? I'm disappointed, Monday! And now you're subbing out your duties to Thursday? That's just low.
Anyway, here's to going all 'Chuck Norris' on Monday. Make it feel like itself. Monday is the beginning of the week! Everyone's all into weekends. Yay! Grand finale! Not me. When Monday comes, I've just settled down with some fresh fried dough and an ice cold Dr. Pepper to watch this fireworks show.
Show dumpy days the door! Crack your neck, flex your arm, and be like "whut you got? Bring it!!"
With that, it's time for the daily adventure.
-Aaron Conti
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